Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones
GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW THE HOBBIT
why is it always the weird stuff that gets reblogged
Me starting a rebellion at my school
all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves
The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying
I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?